I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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