I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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