whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Drake has all the answers
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
as a side note pls kill me
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