Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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