Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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