I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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