If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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