hell yes lets make some ravioli
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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