Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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