these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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