Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
40s are totally the cure
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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