You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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