She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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