I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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