Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
this hospital has no fireball
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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