Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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