New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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