i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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