Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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