Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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