my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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