All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What drink are we having for lunch?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
