I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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