there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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