Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
