I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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