Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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