Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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