You're my little dorito
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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