vagina is talking i cant
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
