forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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