xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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