i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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