The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
3 2 1 whiskey
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