...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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