thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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