I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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