i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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