it wasn't lemon gatorade
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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