Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
