He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think people are normalizing furries
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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