I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I AM VODKA MAN
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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