we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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