Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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