you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
