i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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