My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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