Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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