i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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