I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I want to fling myself into the sun
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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