it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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