Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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