Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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