Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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